cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

(via ugly)

detainable:

if you don’t get my jokes then we can’t be friends

(Source: responds, via bluewaffleez)

codeinewarrior:

me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

(Source: almondmilkpapi, via wanksclub)

have-a-happy-period-always:

when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2

image

(Source: lindsaylohangmyself, via oknope)

deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

(Source: rnerrychristmas, via fnnjones)

  • Benvolio: In love?
  • Romeo: Out.
  • Benvolio: Of love?
  • Romeo: Out of her favor where I am in love.
  • Benvolio: *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*